is everyone here very stoned?

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00:13"don’t fuck cousins… unless they’re 10’s and you don’t know them too well" — excellent advice from my boyfriend

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bastardlybrendan replied to your post: this is a photo of my great-grandmothe…

tfw resemblance

i don’t see it D: my features aren’t as defined as hers but one of my aunts looks exactly like her

speaking of family resemblance, though, there’s a photo of my grandfather as a kid where he looks so much like my little brother it would be passable as a photoshop job

this is a photo of my great-grandmother that my great-grandfather carried around with him during the first world war :3

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careers i would enjoy:

  • comedian
  • actress
  • photographer
  • musician
  • dog walker

careers i could attain:

  • data entry bitch
  • estate agent

but alice-kun, im about to be a data entry bitch ;n;

i already am one, it’s okay bby


careers i would enjoy:

careers i could attain:




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Would you say that you’re…Blessed with Suck?

that is one of the few tv tropes i could ever associate with my life, along with butt monkey, despair event horizon and broken bird





shouldnt u be in bed britbong its like late or something over there 

it’s 9 pm and i’m an adult so i can stay up for as long as i like how cool am i

how is it only 9pm you guys are like all the way round the world and then some

i only know what time it is on the west coast of the us because it’s the same as neopian standard time


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hermajestyschimera: Hands (Are you an artist/writer?), Chest (Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?)

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

i enjoy photography, needle felting and writing but i don’t consider myself good enough at any of them to call myself an artist or writer

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

i don’t want children and try to avoid going near them whenever possible. if a child cries, something inside me goes THIS IS BAD but i’m not sure if it’s maternal instinct or just fear of kids

Anonymous: Randomly: neck, cheeks, back, knees

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

sometimes but not for long because it always feels like they’re choking me

Back: Are you a virgin?


Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

yes - when i was a teenager i had no control over my bpd (i didn’t even know i had it) and i pretty much acted on any impulse with no regard for its consequences and i feel so awful about it now

and i’ve already answered cheeks!

420d69: hair, eyes, tongue, feet??

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what’s your natural color?

i’m not sure about which colour looks best (i suit everything equally really) but my hair’s naturally sandy blonde

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

it’s gotta be buffy

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

i just went to yo! sushi with my brother and i had california rolls, salmon nigiri, pumpkin korroke and mochi. it was amazing.

and i’ve just answered feet c: